Blame for this, because she tagged me, and I can't resist these kinds of things... >>


Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions...
3. Then tag three people.

Characters:
1) Slayer
2) Crimson
3) Entropy
4) Ruu
5) Steel

Interviewer: Let's start things off with this question. How old are you?
Crimson: 16.
Slayer: …
Crimson: Well?
Slayer: What?
Crimson: Well, how old are you?
Slayer: What gives you the idea that I know?
Entropy: Ooh, I know, I know! Shall I be helpful for once, and tell you? ::sly grin::
Slayer: No.
Entropy: Well, in that case… You’re 28. And your birthday is –
Slayer: Shut up.
Entropy: February 1st. In the 37th year of the reign of Furitsu the 3rd.
Slayer: …
Steel: Why have Ruu and I been forgotten about…
Ruu: Yeah, really. Well, I’m 21. You?
Steel: 22.
Ruu: What about you, Lord Entropy?
Entropy: Oh, one loses count after two or three hundred years.. It doesn’t matter anyway, since I’m going to live forever.
Slayer: ::snorts skeptically::
Steel: Hey, I just thought of somethin’. How do you know how old you are, Crim?
Crimson: Um, actually, I don’t. Hahaha.

Interviewer: Alright, so how tall are you?
Steel: Okay, let’s go in order of height. You first, Crimson.
Crimson: Aw, dammit. I’m 5’6”…
Ruu: I’m 5’8”. Haha
Steel: 5’11” here.
Slayer: … 6’3”.
Entropy: I happen to be 6’3” and a bit.
Slayer: … I hate you.

Interviewer: Oh, here's a fun one. You got any bad habits?
Slayer: Hmph.
Crimson: Oh look, there’s one.
Slayer: ::glares at her::
Entropy: And another.
Crimson: Look who’s talking, Mr. Tried-to-eat-my-soul!
Entropy: We all have our faults, Crimson-flame. As I recall you are obnoxiously loud and annoying.
Crimson: There’s no comparison there, and you know it!
Ruu: Eating souls is not a bad habit for a demon. Whereas being annoying is unseemly in little girls.
Crimson: Yeah? Well, you’re a total *bleep*! *Bleep bleep bleep*!
Ruu: Oh, and you have a foul mouth.
Steel: Well, I’m happy to say that I am the picture of innocence.
Crimson: ::cough choke snrk::
Slayer: …
Entropy: Oh my. And I thought I was a liar.
Steel: Hey…! Well, okay. I’m totally schizoid, like you’ve no idea. And I don’t know when to keep my mouth shut. And I’m a shameless flirt.. and..
Crimson: Okay, we get the point.

Interviewer: In that case... here's something even more fun than the last. Are you a virgin?
Crimson: Of course I am! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Slayer: …
Steel: Nobody cares about you, Crim. We all wanna know about him.
Slayer: ………
Entropy: Bwahahahaha! ::continues to laugh so hard tears stream from his eyes::
Ruu: Um… Master?
Entropy: So sorry, pet. It’s just that I find this question so infinitely amusing. Don’t you have anything to say about this, iceblood?
Slayer: No.
Crimson: Aw, come on, boss. You can tell me. Are you sure you haven’t left a string of broken hearts and illegitimate children all across Bree and Homina?
Slayer: Crimson. I am not above killing my apprentice.
Crimson: Uh.. understood.
Steel: Aw, leave the man alone. He clearly has absolutely no idea how to utilize his ladykiller potential. Now, I…. Well, there are a series of unfortunate and totally undeserved rumours about me…
Ruu: There are a series of totally deserved rumours about me… I mean, no they’re not! I hate you all! ::

Interviewer: Alright, alright, we'll move on then. Who's your Mate or Spouse? If you have one.
Steel: Me? Settle? C’mon. It would take some really awesome thief chick… mm, thief chick…
Emtropy: If I ever found myself starting to care for someone, I would be forced to devour them. ::huge grin::
Ruu: I am somehow extremely uncomfortable with this question…
Crimson: Never gonna happen.
Slayer: :ointedly looks at no one::
Steel: Seriously, Crim. We all know you have the hots for him.
Crimson: I do not!
Ruu: ::grumblegrumble::
Steel: She so wants you, Slayer. I can’t believe you’re not going to do anything about it.
Slayer: ::exuding freeze-your-pants-off icy chill into the room:: Just what are you suggesting I do with my apprentice?
Steel: Eh heh… I don’t wanna die.

Interviewer: Okay, following up on the last question... Do you have any kids? Whether or not they're legitimate.
Slayer: No.
Crimson: No. Duh?
Steel: Nah.
Ruu: Thankfully, no…
Entropy: If I did, I probably would have killed them. ::demented smile::

Interviewer: Okay, okay... onto less racy topics... Your favorite food?
Crimson: Oh man, that spicy Friitian stuff with the hot sauce? And and, noodles… and curry… and…
Slayer: …
Steel: I dunno, beer? Er, that’s a beverage..
Entropy: The taste of a mortal’s blood after they’ve been terrified out of their wits… I am also partial to red wine. ::smirk::
Ruu: Probably blood… ::sigh::
Crimson: Okay, well… wait, Slayer hasn’t answered!
Slayer: I need only what keeps me alive. I have no preferences.
Crimson: You are such a liar! I happen to know that you secretly have a sweet tooth!
Slayer: How did you arrive at that conclusion?
Crimson: I know for a fact that you hate spicy food. And everyone knows that if you don’t like spicy food, you have to like sweet stuff.
Slayer: …
Steel: Did you know that?
Ruu: Nope.
Steel: But wait, Crimson likes spicy… and sugary..
Entropy: That’s because she’ll eat anything, of course.

Interviewer: ...Uh... Okay... Your favorite... Ice-cream flavor?
Crimson: Chocolate!
Steel: To tell you the truth, I can’t remember if I’ve ever had it. Chocolate, I guess?
Ruu: Cherry.
Entropy: Strawberry. …what?
Slayer: Vanilla.
::everyone stares at him and then bursts out laughing…::

Interviewer: Alright, next topic. Hate anyone?
Crimson: Ruu. And Entropy.
Ruu: Empyrean. ::hiss::
Slayer: Entropy.
Entropy: Why hate anyone when you can just kill them all? ::grin::
Steel: Er… demons in general?

Interviewer: ... ::fiddles with note cards for a moment:: Okay- here, any secrets?
Crimson: Uhh.. uhh… don’t think so? Unless they’re still, you know, a secret from myself. Damn, I hate those kinds of secrets.
Slayer: Mind your own business if you don’t want to die.
Steel: Ooh, ooh, I have one. Except… I’m not telling you about it.
Ruu: You probably know all mine… But I know all of your secrets, because Lord Entropy tells me all about them, and…
Entropy: Ruu, darling, stop talking before I hurt you.
Ruu: Aw…
Steel: What about you, demon-dude?
Entropy: Of course I have secrets. And you don’t get to know any of them.
Crimson: Not even a little one..?
Entropy: Oh, very well. I have a closet in my castle the size of a house, and it’s completely filled with shoes.
Crimson: What.. really?

Interviewer: Love anyone?
Crimson: Pssht, no! What gives you that idea?
Slayer: …
Ruu: I love Slayer! I’m going to marry him and have his babies.
Slayer: Please, never speak to me again.
::Entropy and Crimson both start laughing hysterically::
Steel: Right. Yeah, no.
Entropy: I think I’ve already answered this question, with the devouring and all.

Interviewer: Um, so ever... ever had the chance to sleep in all day?
Crimson: Use to.. ::grumble grumble::
Slayer: When traveling at night.
Steel: I’m the slickest thief this side of Friit. I can sleep whenever I damn well please.
Entropy: I rather prefer to sleep during the day. Sunlight does not burn me, but I don’t particularly like it.
Ruu: Lord Entropy doesn’t even need to sleep… he just does it because he can.
Entropy: So?
Ruu: Well, I’m the same way, of course.

Interviewer: Alright, then... How about your favorite show?
Crimson: Pfft, like Slayer would take me to one.
Slayer: I have no time for meaningless diversions.
Crimson: Oh, you do so.
Steel: Haha, you mean like those dancers… that… uhh… nevermind.
Entropy: It’s rather fun pretending to be a rich noble and going to the theaters in Homina..
Ruu: Will you take me some day, master?
Entropy: Perhaps…

Interviewer: Then I guess you wouldn't know what a movie is either?
Crimson: er.. no?
Slayer: …
Steel: No idea.
Entropy: Alas. I thought I knew everything.

Interviewer: How about your favorite band?
Crimson: Those ones with the mandolins.. and flutes… and and… I want to be a bard some day…

Interviewer: Okay, okay. We'll keep going now. Eye color?
Crimson: Reddish brown.
Steel: You know, they’re really more like blood red when you’re angry…or using magic.. or…
Crimson: Hush, you.
Steel: Well, mine are silver. Or grey. Depends how you look at them...
Ruu: Mine used to be dark grey, but now they’re silver.
Slayer: Blue.
Crimson: Like pretty icy crystals……
Slayer: …
Entropy: Pale, calculating blue.

Interviewer: Right, and skin color?
Crimson: Pretty tan.
Ruu: Tan.
Steel: I’m nice and tan. And this dude over here is white like a zombie :oints at Slayer::
Slayer: …. Entropy’s paler.
Entropy: I’m a demon. What’s your excuse?
Crimson: I think he’s got natural antifreeze in his blood or something…

Interviewer: Okay, and how would you describe your physical stature?
Crimson: I dunno… normal?
Steel: Sorta tall, and lean.
Ruu: Well, I’m –
Steel: Ruu’s comment had to be censored. Let’s just say she has an hourglass figure, and leave it at that…
Entropy: Tall and willowy.
Slayer: …
Crimson: Slayer’s too modest, and won’t say “buff, swordsman’s build.”
Slayer: …buff?

Interviewer: Okay, well, now you'll be a bit pleased to know that we're done with descriptions. Let's go to more aesthetic topics. What do you like more? Rainy days or sunshine?
Crimson: Sunshine!
Steel: Sunshine, of course.
Ruu: I miss the sunshine…
Entropy: I prefer the night… so, neither.
Slayer: Doesn’t matter. They’re both a nuisance.

Interviewer: Funny how you'd mention an ocean because that has some relation to my next question. Would you rather got to a beach or to a swimming pool?
Crimson: We mentioned an ocean? Um, the beach!
Steel: Yeah, the beach…
Crimson: You’re just thinking about chicks in bathing suits, you perv.
Ruu: I like the beach.
Entropy: Hmm.
Slayer: …
Crimson: Come on, Slayer. We all know you have some black swim trunks you’ve been dying to show off….
Slayer: Over my dead body.

Interviewer: ... Um, Camping vs Staying Home?
Crimson: Isn’t what we do all the time camping…
Slayer: Indeed.
Steel: I don’t stay at home very often… but I don’t see the need for tents and stuff…
Ruu: We don’t need to camp out.
Entropy: … I can fly.

Interviewer: ::looks at note cards again:: Okay, dogs or cats?
Crimson: Dogs! No, wait.. cats! Uh.. I dunno.
Slayer: I don’t like animals.
Steel: Dogs.
Ruu: Cats, of course.
Entropy: Cats… I suppose..

Interviewer: Do you believe in aliens?
Crimson: Man, who needs aliens when you’ve got demons?
Slayer: Agreed.
Steel: Yep..
Entropy: I think we’ve just been insulted, Ruu-kit…
Ruu: Shall I claw out their eyes for you, Master?

Interviewer: Nevermind, next question- Cars or Ships?
Crimson: Definitely ships, because I don’t know what cars are. And ships are cool.

Interviewer: Okay... Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Crimson: Don’t think so… but I can see it happening..
Slayer: … I prefer not to speak of it.
Steel: Er…
Ruu: No, I don’t think so.
Entropy: Me? In a blind rage? Whatever for?

Interviewer: ::sweatdrops:: Any unusual things about you?
Crimson: I spew fire, come on, man.
Steel: I think we’re all a little nuts.
Slayer: Speak for yourself.
Entropy: But you’re the craziest one of the lot, Ice Swordsman.
Slayer: Hmph.

Interviewer: ...Okay... so... um, how much food and drink do you need a day?
Crimson: … a lot.
Slayer: I can survive for long periods of time on very little…
Steel: Uh, yeah. I like my food and drink at regular intervals, thank you.
Ruu: I don’t think I need to eat anymore..
Entropy: I don’t need to eat at all.

Interviewer: Do you like the sunrise or sunset?
Crimson: Sunset. I guess. Because I’m getting really tired of seeing the sunrise after walking all night…
Slayer: Sunset.
Entropy: Sunset, of course.
Slayer: I change my answer…
Ruu: Sunset, I guess..
Steel: Sunrise? Sure, why not.

Interviewer: Alright now to finish things off. What's your favorite place to be?
Crimson: In a big fluffy bed..
Slayer: The middle of nowhere.
Steel: A big old city. Like Tensei. No, wait. A bar. In a big old city, like Tensei…
Entropy: The darkness…
Ruu: A forest at night.

Interviewer: .... Well... Okay, this was a fine meeting and I'd like to thank you all for your participation. You can all go back to ... wherever it is you came from...



Wow, that was really long. I'm supposed to tag three people, but I can't think of three people that actually have a ton of original characters so... If you read this, and you want to do it, *poof* You're tagged.